So nice, we reviewed it twice.
Score: Predators gets a 5 out of 5.
So nice, we reviewed it twice.

Predators is totally rad. Let’s just get that out of the way. If you have even an inkling of wanting to go see it, you should. It’s without a doubt the best action movie I’ve seen in the past five years. I can’t imagine anyone leaving this movie dissatisfied, unless you’re a girl. Girls will HATE this movie. It’s not high art, that’s for sure, but if you walk into the theater, you know exactly what you’re in for. Here’s the rundown of good and bad.
Robocop is one of the best and smartest sci-fi movies ever made. There is shit going on in Robocop – smart shit, cerebral shit – that is happening so deep down you won’t unpack it for years. You want statements on preferable economic systems? You want a poignant look at choice behavior and organizational theory? Are you looking for some crazy intelligent projections on technology and the likely generational impact therein?

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Are you looking for some fucking hell of legit satire about American culture and society? How about a cyborg Christ-like figure? Is that enough for you? Is Robochrist good enough for you?
The only movie better than Robocop is Blade.