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Machete

Sep 07 2010 Published by under Movies

Machete is really, really violent. If you are the kind of person who is turned off by anything gratuitous in a movie, this one is not for you. However, if you have a special place in your heart set aside for camp and ridiculous beheadings, you should really go see this movie.


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Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage

Aug 31 2010 Published by under Movies, Music

Let’s be honest: you either love Rush, or you totally hate them.  I have never met anyone who thought they were ‘okay’, and if I did, I would kick them in the butthole for lying to my face.  Thomas Dolby is ‘okay’.  Molly Hatchet is ‘okay’.  And Wings will always be superior to the Beatles.

Me?  I love Rush SO HARD.  I also love music documentaries.  This movie is basically Jewish Christmas for me.

I don’t know what that means.

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The Other Guys

Aug 07 2010 Published by under Movies

Since the advent of the critical essay, a particular problem has always faced the author in review of movies or plays or books: how to communicate that a work is worthwhile and what in particular lends the work said merit without giving anything away. Movie trailers have ruined more than one movie by including all of the funny parts. Some writers will tie an entire review to the “big moment” in whatever narrative they’re discussing, necessitating a reveal.

All He Thinks About All Day Is Laughter

So let me save you the trouble up front: The Other Guys is really funny, and few (if any) of the truly great bits are in the trailers. I’m not going to explain anything about the plot, since you know what you need to know already from the promotional materials. I will say that I hurt myself laughing, and that this movie is two of my favorite kinds of comedy: a borderline surreal universe similar to Airplane!, and a movie that makes a larger point without ever getting heavy-handed or sacrificing humor. Continue Reading »

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Gasland

Aug 02 2010 Published by under Movies

Gasland is a film concerning things that you can’t do much about as an individual: A massive multinational energy company shows up in your neighborhood (or state, or region, depending) after discovering a huge pocket of natural gas underground. The company uses a technique called fracking to extract the natural gas from hundreds of sites local to your home. The next thing you know, the river is catching on fire and the water that comes out of your tap is combustible. Welcome home.

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Video Review: Inception

Jul 25 2010 Published by under Movies, Video Review

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The House That Drips Blood On Alex – teaser trailer

Jul 12 2010 Published by under Memes, Movies

Are you kidding me?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

SCORE: The trailer gets a 4 out of 5. My boner gets a 5 out of 5.

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