Machete is really, really violent. If you are the kind of person who is turned off by anything gratuitous in a movie, this one is not for you. However, if you have a special place in your heart set aside for camp and ridiculous beheadings, you should really go see this movie.
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Rush: Beyond the Lighted Stage
Let’s be honest: you either love Rush, or you totally hate them. I have never met anyone who thought they were ‘okay’, and if I did, I would kick them in the butthole for lying to my face. Thomas Dolby is ‘okay’. Molly Hatchet is ‘okay’. And Wings will always be superior to the Beatles.
Me? I love Rush SO HARD. I also love music documentaries. This movie is basically Jewish Christmas for me.
I don’t know what that means.
The Other Guys
Since the advent of the critical essay, a particular problem has always faced the author in review of movies or plays or books: how to communicate that a work is worthwhile and what in particular lends the work said merit without giving anything away. Movie trailers have ruined more than one movie by including all of the funny parts. Some writers will tie an entire review to the “big moment” in whatever narrative they’re discussing, necessitating a reveal.

So let me save you the trouble up front: The Other Guys is really funny, and few (if any) of the truly great bits are in the trailers. I’m not going to explain anything about the plot, since you know what you need to know already from the promotional materials. I will say that I hurt myself laughing, and that this movie is two of my favorite kinds of comedy: a borderline surreal universe similar to Airplane!, and a movie that makes a larger point without ever getting heavy-handed or sacrificing humor. Continue Reading »
The House That Drips Blood On Alex – teaser trailer
Are you kidding me?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
SCORE: The trailer gets a 4 out of 5. My boner gets a 5 out of 5.

