Appearance: Tony Danza yellow, with loose head that disappears almost immediately
Smell: sweet wheat, with hints of Belgian malt fruitiness
Taste: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT.
Mouthfeel: slightly thicker than your average lager, still pretty thin
Drinkability: decent
Hey Shiner, we need to rap serious for a minute. I’m a big fan of yours, and I’m sure you appreciate all the money I’ve given you over the years. But lately, it’s become a real chore to keep being your bro. You square-head weirdos need to get your shit together.
