I read a management philosophy book once, so I’m going to write this review in the form of a Compliment Sandwich. That’s where you say something positive, and then you introduce a criticism, and then you finish up with another positive observation. Here goes:
New China King Buffet is conveniently located on 380 / University, near Carroll!
The food was cold.
Our waitress was rude.
The sushi guy told me something was a salmon roll and it was spicy tuna.
For two buffets, a water, and an iced tea the bill was 22 dollars.
Whatever wasn’t bland tasted weird.
Ever since I got home I’ve had awful shits.
Seriously.
We ate there at about 8, and it is 2:30 in the morning.
I’m sitting here sweating and shivering like a hound dog trying to shit a peach pit.
They have a deep freezer with real ice cream:
I had cookies and cream, which was pretty good!
Score: New China King Buffet gets a 1 out of 5.


yes the place is sub par at best, but for some reason is always packed. Either this town like shitty chinese food,or theyre putting heroin in the food. Its a conundrum.
Denton is full of shitty Chinese food. Not Asian food, Chinese food.
I know my Dad owns a Chinese restaurant in East Texas.
And the heroin helps.
Hey, Just came back from Frisco after reading this review and I’m now the new manager, so no more cold food and no more hot attitudes from the wait staff, Keep Denton Beautiful.
Someone explain “conundrums” to Travis.